A big earthquake of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East.
Two million Muslims are dead and over a million are injured. Iraq, Iran and Syria are totally ruined and the governments ask for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.
Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil and monetary assistance.
Latin American countries are sending clothing.
New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crop.
The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.
Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.
The new American President, Donald Trump, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Muslims.
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach
In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi
Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill
Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown
The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw
Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan
I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X
I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken
An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce
I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke
The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong
Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell
Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson
In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton
One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson
Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour
The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan
Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown
The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel
I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain
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