Fix It Later Detour

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Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you. - Groucho Marx

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can. - Richard Bach

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. - H L Mencken

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick the Great

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

You can't fix things with a hug, but you can't make them any worse, either. - Dean Koontz

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to. - Franklin P. Adams

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

That is what we are supposed to do when we are at our best - make it all up - but make it up so truly that later it will happen that way. - Ernest Hemingway


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