Fix It Later Detour

If it ain’t broke leave it alone



Road Closed Stuff Broke Fix It Later Road Sign

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Do it now. Sometimes later becomes never. - Unknown

That's the thing that broke the straw. - Archie Bunker

Failure is a detour, not a dead-end street. - Zig Ziglar

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you. - Groucho Marx

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Awards are like piles. Sooner or later, every bum gets one. - Maureen Lipman

Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can. - Richard Bach

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken. - Albert Camus

Everybody sooner or later sits down to a banquet of consequences. - Unknown

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. - H L Mencken

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick the Great

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

That is what we are supposed to do when we are at our best - make it all up - but make it up so truly that later it will happen that way. - Ernest Hemingway

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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22-Sep-2017