Fix It Later Detour

If it ain’t broke leave it alone



Road Closed Stuff Broke Fix It Later Road Sign

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Do it now. Sometimes later becomes never. - Unknown

Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

That's the thing that broke the straw. - Archie Bunker

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you. - Groucho Marx

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick the Great

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

The Italians have had 2,000 years to fix up the Forum and just look at the place! - P.J. O'Rourke

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to. - Franklin P. Adams

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think. - Nick Carter

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams


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17-Jan-2018