Giraffe Pet

Not meant for apartments



Giraffe Pets not meant for apartments

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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown


see also   Animal  Section
A Mother’s Love
Don’t Get Your Head In A Knot
Giraffe Feeding Time
Giraffe Leapfrog
Giraffe Lunch
Giraffic Park
Long Kiss
LONG Neck Giraffe
McDonalds Reaches Africa
New Year’s Kiss
Tongue Twister


 

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