Late Package Delivery

When tracking numbers become too accurate

Something tells me my package will be a bit late



Late Package Delivery in England

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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

If you don't have someone tracking you down, you haven't exhausted your credit options. - Unknown

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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26-Sep-2017