Lost Uncle Trump

Please help! Have you seen my lost uncle?

He’s a little crazy and delusional, but a nice guy... he’s 70.



Lost Uncle Trump

Sometimes he likes to dress up with a toupee or wig and a suit. Being 70, he’s a bit of a bigot. Great fun when you get a few drinks in him, and he still fancies himself a player. If you’ve seen him, please contact local police. His current wife Melania is mildly concerned.

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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one. - Cavett Robert

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. - Earl Wilson

When a person doesn't have gratitude, something is missing in his or her humanity. - Elie Wiesel

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true. - Donald Trump

Time is free, but it's priceless. You can't own it, but you can use it. You can't keep it, but you can spend it. Once you've lost it you can never get it back. - Harvey Mackay

Each indecision brings its own delays and days are lost lamenting over lost days. What you can do or think you can do, begin it. For boldness has magic, power and genius in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good to check up once in a while and make sure you haven't lost the things that money can't buy. - George Horace Lorimer

But one of the worst results of being a slave and being forced to do things is that when there is no one to force you any more, you find you have almost lost the power of forcing yourself. - C S Lewis

Never take a person for granted. Hold every person close to your heart 'cause you might wake up one day and realize that you've lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones. - Unknown


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17-Oct-2019