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Canadians convert to centidays & millidays on November 6, 2016



Metric Clock

Metric Clock

Metric Clock

Metric Clock

Now that the annual “Spring forward, Fall back” time change is close at hand on November 6th, my sources in Ottawa have passed on the current Federal government's latest proposed change to the metric system.

Apparently the powers that be in Ottawa have devised a clever plan to convert the entire country to “metric time” by December 31st, 2017. With the new 10-hour metric clock face instead of the familiar 12-hour clock that we are used to, the new time system will use 100 seconds to make one minute instead of 60, 100 minutes instead of 60 to make an hour, and 20 hours instead of 24 to make one day. Everything will be based on the power of 10 as happens with everything in the metric system. What was referred to as “seconds” will be called called millidays, “minutes” will turn into centidays, and hours will take on the new name decidays.

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Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

The happier the time, the faster it goes. - Pliny the Younger

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

Time goes, you say? Ah, no! Alas, Time stays, we go. - Austin Dobson

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. - Bill Watterson

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

I used to have an hourglass figure, then the sands of time shifted. - Unknown

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

All endings are also beginnings - we just don't know it at the time. - Unknown

Human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time. - George Orwell

A long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy. - Charles Manson

One of the funniest antidotes of all time - you sit there like you're in a comma. - Archie Bunker

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on this earth? - Nelly

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken


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