Morning Cardio

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Morning Cardio in Bed

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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. - Whoopi Goldberg

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Each class preaches the importance of those virtues it need not exercise. The rich harp on the value of thrift, the idle grow eloquent over the dignity of labor. - Oscar Wilde

The pleasure of work is open to anyone who can develop some specialised skill, provided that he can get satisfaction from the exercise of his skill without demanding universal applause. - Bertrand Russell


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11-Dec-2017