Morning Cardio

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Morning Cardio in Bed

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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning. - Groucho Marx

Each class preaches the importance of those virtues it need not exercise. The rich harp on the value of thrift, the idle grow eloquent over the dignity of labor. - Oscar Wilde

The pleasure of work is open to anyone who can develop some specialised skill, provided that he can get satisfaction from the exercise of his skill without demanding universal applause. - Bertrand Russell

Better to hunt in fields, for health unbought,
Than fee the doctor for a nauseous draught,
The wise, for cure, on exercise depend;
God never made his work for man to mend. - John Dryden

The greatest results in life are usually attained by simple means and the exercise of ordinary qualities. These may for the most part be summed in these two: common-sense and perseverance. - Owen Feltham


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23-Jun-2017