Morning Cardio

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Morning Cardio in Bed

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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Cycle tracks will abound in Utopia. - H G Wells

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. - Whoopi Goldberg

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Each class preaches the importance of those virtues it need not exercise. The rich harp on the value of thrift, the idle grow eloquent over the dignity of labor. - Oscar Wilde

Better to hunt in fields, for health unbought,
Than fee the doctor for a nauseous draught,
The wise, for cure, on exercise depend;
God never made his work for man to mend. - John Dryden


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25-Feb-2018