The Moist Wet Territories

When it rains in the Lower Rainland, B.C.



Rain in the MoistWet Territories

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


see also   Weather  Section
Daily Rain Gauge
Double Rainbow
Driving Rain
Irish Weather Forecasting
Motorcycle Rain Gear
Rain Funnels
Temperature Gauge
Texas Rain Gauge
Umbrella Stand
Weather Temperature
Why God Sends Rain To Mexico
Why We Live in Texas
Wyoming Wind Sock

 

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11-Dec-2017