America has a Trump Card

Even after Brexit, Londoners haven’t lost their sense of humour



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What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

Excuses interest no one except the competition. - Unknown

The cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. - Jonathan Swift

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

A loud voice cannot compete with a clear voice, even it it's a whisper. - Barry Kaufman

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you. - Lao-Tzu

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?'
Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute. - Paul Gallico

Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on. - Donald Trump

If the United States of America or Britain is having elections, they don't ask for observers from Africa or from Asia. But when we have elections, they want observers. - Nelson Mandela

Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money. - Unknown

In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is. - Geoffrey Cottrell

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash

I've always played cards. I can't remember when there wasn't a gambling game going on somewhere, even if it was a craps game in a wheelbarrow on the backside of the racetrack. - Wilford Brimley


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17-Oct-2019