The Taliban’s national bird
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
Q: What is the Taliban’s national bird?
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: Why does the Afghanistan Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from.
Q: Why aren’t there any Wal-Marts in Afghanistan?
A. Because there’s a Target on every corner.
The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb
A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin
Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert
The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III
Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx
I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur
In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake
The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine
The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland
Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire
The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano
If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev
A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck
When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher
A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore
If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown
Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle
Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley
Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb
A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
You can't hit a target you cannot see, and you cannot see a target you do not have. - Zig Ziglar
The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard
A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings
Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel
We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck
If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
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