Afghan Humour

The Taliban’s national bird


Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

Q: What is the Taliban’s national bird?
A: Duck

Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: Why does the Afghanistan Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.

Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from.

Q: Why aren’t there any Wal-Marts in Afghanistan?
A. Because there’s a Target on every corner.


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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

People will exceed targets they set themselves. - Gordon Dryden

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

You can't hit a target you cannot see, and you cannot see a target you do not have. - Zig Ziglar

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy


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19-Jul-2019