Little Johnny was failing school so his Mom decided to put him in Catholic school.
About a month later, Little Johnny’s Mom received Little Johnny’s report card he got all A’s and B’s.
“How did you get all these good grades?” asked his Mom.
Little Johnny replied, “Well, when I saw the man hanging from the cross, I knew they meant business.”
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