Assertive Husband
A husband is
advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself.
“You don't have to let your wife henpeck you. Go home and show her you're the
boss.”
The husband takes the doctor's advice. He rushes home, slams the door, shakes his fist in
his wife's face, and growls,
“From now on, you're taking orders from me. I want my
supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs, and lay out my best
clothes. Tonight, I'm going out with the boys, and you are going to stay at home
where you belong. And another thing, guess who's going to comb my hair, give me
a shave, and tie my necktie?”
His wife says calmly,
“the
undertaker.”