A group of extras in the play were talking backstage at the end of the performance. “What’s the matter with our leading lady?” one actress asked. “She seems really mad about something.” “Oh, she’s upset because she only received nine bouquets of flowers over the footlights,” another actress replied. “Nine!” exclaimed the first actress. “That’s pretty good, isn’t it?” “Yes,” the other actress replied, “but she paid for 10.” see also   Music  Section Stealth Flying Saucer Justin Beiber Clothing Redneck Mousetrap Diet Swing Stairway Dog Dead Sea Fish Swimming in the Dead Sea Bike Hanger It's A Boy! Tombs Of The Prophets BoreRing Person Birth Control Kit Shopping Cart Shelves Crooked Pub Virgin Budget Airlines Lottery Chances Note Flasher

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