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Court Martial at 5:00
Tail gunner takes action only when required

A tail gunner was being court-martialed. “What did you hear in your headset?” demanded a superior officer.

“Well,” replied the airman, “I heard my squadron leader holler, ‘Enemy planes at 5 o’clock!’ ”

“What action did you take?” persisted another officer.

“Why, sir,” replied the gunner, “I just sat back and waited. It was only 4:30.”


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