Cow Sitter
Because of a shortage of jobs in the city, a boy appeared for work on a farm.
The farmer decided to give him a try and told him to milk a cow, equipping him
with a stool and a bucket.
An hour later the boy returned dirty and sweaty – the bucket in one hand and the
broken stool in the other.
“Extracting the milk was easy,” he explained. “The worst part was getting the
cow to sit on the stool!”