Day of Light and Darkness

Time for a Creative break


God is talking to one of his angels. He says, “I just created a twenty four hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.”

The angel says, “What are you going to do now?”

God says, “Call it a day.”




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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

In absence of clearly defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily acts of trivia. - Unknown

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger


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24-Apr-2019