Golfer Who Can’t Change
Looking for change on the golf course

Gene had just finished his first shot on the ninth hole at the Northview Golf Club in Surrey and was approaching his second shot when he heard a noise in the nearby bushes. Not having seen any golfers previously playing before him, he thought that perhaps another golfer was having a “rest relief” break.

Just about to start his next shot with a Three Iron, the person in the bushes shouted out to him, “Heh - you got any paper?” Quite disturbed by the unwelcome disturbance, Gene muttered back, “No - I don’t have any paper.”

Getting ready for his shot again, the voice from the bushes became more urgent, “Have you got any spare clothing with you - or a golf rag on your cart? Anything!!!” Once again, Gene shouts back, “No - I don’t!”

Now Gene was quite upset, and just wanted to get away from the bush. So he reached into his golf bag for a Six Iron… Setting up for the swing, the voice from the bush comes back to him, “Got change for a twenty dollar bill?”

see also   Golf  Section

Mom, the dog's digging in the yard again...
Digger Dog
Some schools hire ex-grads for improvements
Shcool Crossing
How Jethro planned to win the next Alabama Shopping Spree
Speed Shopping
Preparing a 30' X 30' TV dinner out of snow
Front Yard TV Dinner
Finding a good resting place
Dog Sitters
Mini car and mini van on a mini tour
Europe Road Trip
How to deal with inferior male sheep
Sheep Fries
Putting the Play back into Playgrounds
Original Play Station
How Bubba welcomes mice in his house
Redneck Mousetrap
Latest Symbol Sudoku Puzzle: #14610
Symbol Sudoku Puzzles
What's moving - your head or the drawing?
Moving Dot Illusion
How to take the wind out of one's sail
Surprise Announcement
New digital clock for the deaf and hearing impaired
Visual Alarm Clock
The ins and outs of spaghetti slurping
Spaghetti Digest
Days when Jethro is easier to handle than the poodle
Walking The Dog
New line of edible watches by Apple
Apple Watch
Going places where no SUV can go
Redneck Carriage Car
Latest in engineer-design house decor
Can't wait to update your Facebook status?
Facebook Wedding
Piggyback transportation saves everybody money
Ship Shipping Ships
Shopping hours are never long enough for Wilbur's wife
Shopping Wait-er
Winter incentives in the Canadian U-Haul business
Free Snow
Submissions by Martin GrosseFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site


QR Code


Junk House - One Man's ...
Amish Speed Wagon - NAS ...
Clutter Car
Borderline Stupidity
Health Care Profession ...
Contractor Bids
Canadian Beer Box Compu ...
Viagra Elephant
Newfie English Dictiona ...
His & Her Pumps
How To Peel An Egg
Bible Bar
Redneck Lawn Mower Repa ...
Amish Friends
QR Code Quilt
Spaghetti Digest
Aussie Car Alarm
Lightweight Safety Glas ...
Dinner Preparation: Her ...
Compact Fluorescent Cha ...
Baby Brother For Christ ...
Life's Reflections
Bar Lookout
Parachute Priorities
Children's Science Exam ...
Safe Seat Belt
Golf Instructions
Redneck Car Alarm
Last Ice Fishing Trip
Assange Finds Weapon of ...
Senior Lemon Picker
Remote Control Wedding ...
Patient Care
Redneck Campfire
Roman Slave Ship
Just A Weeeeeee Bit
Gas Competitors Reach A ...
Road To Nowhere
Christmas Dinner
Gigantic Pizza
Recession Cutbacks
BIG Texas Rattlesnake
Square Wheel Bikes