When A Canadian Guy Plans The Wedding

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I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle


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23-Oct-2017