Harlem Spelling Bee

Leroy’s Ebonics homework assignment


[Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader from New York. This is Leroy’s Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence…]

Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.

Disappointment - My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tell everybody.

Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol’ my uncle iraq, you break.

Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".

Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

Rectum - Rectum? Damned near killed him.

Undermine -There’s a fine lookin’ ho living in the apartment undermine.


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