[Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader from New York. This is Leroy’s Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence…]
Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me
acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other
night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.
Disappointment - My parole officer tol’ me if I
miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money
Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tell
Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol’ my uncle
iraq, you break.
Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, man,
it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".
Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a
cup and said penis.
Rectum - Rectum? Damned near killed him.
Undermine -There’s a fine lookin’ ho living in the
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