Lawyer Floods
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, “I am
here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed. The
insurance company paid for everything.”
“That is quite a coincidence,” said the engineer, “I’m here because my house and
all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid
for everything.”
The lawyer looked somewhat confused and asked, “How do you start a flood?”