Why Men Shouldn’t Babysit

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Only the unknown frightens men. But once a man has faced the unknown, that terror becomes the known. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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