Why Men Shouldn’t Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit













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Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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