Why Men Shouldn’t Babysit

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Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

Men's best successes come after their disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand CĂ©line

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

I really believe that more harm is done by old men who cling to their influence than by young men who anticipate it. - Owen D. Young

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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25-Feb-2018