Why Men Shouldn’t Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit













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Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin' over. - Archie Bunker

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali


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18-Aug-2017