Why Men Shouldn’t Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit













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Men are mad things. - William Shakespeare

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

A babysitter should at least be out of puberous. - Archie Bunker

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Men's best successes come after their disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. - Leonardo Da Vinci

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Jones

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas á Kempis

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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