Why Men Shouldn’t Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit













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Children should be seen and not heard. - Unknown

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

I really believe that more harm is done by old men who cling to their influence than by young men who anticipate it. - Owen D. Young

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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20-Oct-2017