Why Men Shouldn’t Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit













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Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Be not afraid of greatness
some men (people) are born great
some achieve greatness,
and some have greatness thrust upon them. - William Shakespeare


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