Why Men Shouldn’t Babysit

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Why Men Shouldn't Babysit













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Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn Monroe

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. - Leonardo Da Vinci

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Be not afraid of greatness
some men (people) are born great
some achieve greatness,
and some have greatness thrust upon them. - William Shakespeare

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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12-Dec-2017