Redneck Love Poem

Susie Lee’s “Will” or won’t she?


Susie Lee done fell in love;
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy ’bout it all
She told her Pappy so.

Pappy told her, “Susie gal,
You’ll have to find another.
I’d just as soon yo’ Ma don’t know,
But Joe is yo’ half brother.”

So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will.
But after telling Pappy this,
He said, “There’s trouble still...

You cain’t marry Will, my gal,
And please don’t tell your Mother,
But Will and Joe and several mo’
I know is yo’ half brother.”

But Mama knew and said, “My child,
Just do what makes you happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe,
You ain’t no kin to Pappy!”


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Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

Love conquers all things. - Virgil

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

You campaign in poetry; you govern in prose. - Mario Cuomo

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

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I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

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