Redneck Love Poem

Susie Lee’s “Will” or won’t she?


Susie Lee done fell in love;
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy ’bout it all
She told her Pappy so.

Pappy told her, “Susie gal,
You’ll have to find another.
I’d just as soon yo’ Ma don’t know,
But Joe is yo’ half brother.”

So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will.
But after telling Pappy this,
He said, “There’s trouble still...

You cain’t marry Will, my gal,
And please don’t tell your Mother,
But Will and Joe and several mo’
I know is yo’ half brother.”

But Mama knew and said, “My child,
Just do what makes you happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe,
You ain’t no kin to Pappy!”


QuotaBills
Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley


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