Redneck Love Poem

Susie Lee’s “Will” or won’t she?

Susie Lee done fell in love;
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy ’bout it all
She told her Pappy so.

Pappy told her, “Susie gal,
You’ll have to find another.
I’d just as soon yo’ Ma don’t know,
But Joe is yo’ half brother.”

So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will.
But after telling Pappy this,
He said, “There’s trouble still...

You cain’t marry Will, my gal,
And please don’t tell your Mother,
But Will and Joe and several mo’
I know is yo’ half brother.”

But Mama knew and said, “My child,
Just do what makes you happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe,
You ain’t no kin to Pappy!”

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

A poem is never finished, only abandoned. - Paul Valery

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired. - Robert Frost

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

I can write the saddest poem of all tonight. I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too. - Pablo Neruda

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Sntayana

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

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