Redneck Love Poem

Susie Lee’s “Will” or won’t she?


Susie Lee done fell in love;
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy ’bout it all
She told her Pappy so.

Pappy told her, “Susie gal,
You’ll have to find another.
I’d just as soon yo’ Ma don’t know,
But Joe is yo’ half brother.”

So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will.
But after telling Pappy this,
He said, “There’s trouble still...

You cain’t marry Will, my gal,
And please don’t tell your Mother,
But Will and Joe and several mo’
I know is yo’ half brother.”

But Mama knew and said, “My child,
Just do what makes you happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe,
You ain’t no kin to Pappy!”


QuotaBills
God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e.e. cummings

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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