Redneck Love Poem

Susie Lee’s “Will” or won’t she?


Susie Lee done fell in love;
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy ’bout it all
She told her Pappy so.

Pappy told her, “Susie gal,
You’ll have to find another.
I’d just as soon yo’ Ma don’t know,
But Joe is yo’ half brother.”

So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will.
But after telling Pappy this,
He said, “There’s trouble still...

You cain’t marry Will, my gal,
And please don’t tell your Mother,
But Will and Joe and several mo’
I know is yo’ half brother.”

But Mama knew and said, “My child,
Just do what makes you happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe,
You ain’t no kin to Pappy!”


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Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

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First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

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I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I can write the saddest poem of all tonight. I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too. - Pablo Neruda

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Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

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'Tis all that I can say
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Orchids can enthrall,
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