Blonde’s Birthday Task
Can you stump the Devil?
A brunette, redhead and a blonde had died and found themselves in hell. The Devil told them that as this day was his birthday, he would allow any of the three that could set him a task that he couldn’t perform to have a reprieve, and
be re-routed to heaven.
The brunette thought carefully and then said, “Could you turn that lake into the most expensive perfume in the world?”
The Devil snapped his fingers and there was a lake full of perfume. The brunette was whisked away.
The redhead pondered and then said, “Could you turn that mountain into diamond?”
Old Nick snapped his fingers, and there was a mountain composed of pure diamond. The redhead disappeared.
The blonde sniffed, coughed, and spat a good green one onto the floor. “Swim in that!”
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