Redneck’s Flight Refund
One who would rather be flying high

A Baptist minister was seated next to a redneck on a flight to Texas.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Texan asked for a whiskey and soda which was taken from the cart and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by brazen ladies of the night than let liquor touch my lips.”

The redneck then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me too. I didn’t know we had a choice.”

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