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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves. - Henri Frédéric Amiel

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

Self confidence is the most attractive quality a person can have. How can anyone see how awesome you are if you can't see it yourself? - Unknown

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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17-Dec-2017