Redneck Anti-Terrorist Training Camp

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Texas anti-terrorist training camp

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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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22-Jul-2019