Runaway Ostrich

Running down an Ostrich escapee





Police  protocol for  Animal  Road  Safety

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I'm Chevy Chase and you're not. - Chevy Chase

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

I like you but if Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. - Unknown

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell


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10-Dec-2017