A husband walks into Fredrick’s of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for
his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price - the
more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500
and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it
for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, “I have an idea. It’s so sheer that I might as well
be nothing. I won’t put it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and
keep the $500 refund for myself.”
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, “Good Lord! You’d think that for $500, they’d at least iron it!”
He never heard the shot.
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