[Does your company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right position? Try this simple experiment to place your employees where they belong...]
Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone, come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation:
If they are counting and recounting the bricks - Put them in Accounts Dept.
If they are wrongly counting the bricks - Put them in Stores Dept.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks - Put them in Engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - Put them in Planning.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other - Put them in Operations.
If they are sleeping - Put them in Security.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces - Put them in Information Technology.
If they are sitting idle - Put them in Human Resource Dept.
If they have thrown the bricks out of the window - Put them in Materials Dept.
If they are clinging on to the bricks - Put them in Treasury.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has moved - Put them in Sales.
If they have already left for the day - Put them in Marketing.
If they are staring out of the window - Put them in Shipping.
If they are searching for defects - Put them in Quality Control.
If they are talking to each other and not a brick has been moved - Put them in Top Management...
What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare
I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp
The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain
Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge
Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty
If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright
McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry
Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson
I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump
Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford
Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough
The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes
Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome
There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker
The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard
Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie
The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille
Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker
Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson
To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman
I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi
Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown
Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch
The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey
The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer
I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump
As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek
All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach
The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache
The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison
The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger
Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward
The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck
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