Brick Placement: How To Recruit Employees

Recruiting the right person in the right place

Place your employees where they belong - 1 brick at a time


[Does your company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right position? Try this simple experiment to place your employees where they belong...]


Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone, come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation:

If they are counting and recounting the bricks - Put them in Accounts Dept.

If they are wrongly counting the bricks - Put them in Stores Dept.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks - Put them in Engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - Put them in Planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other - Put them in Operations.

If they are sleeping - Put them in Security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces - Put them in Information Technology.

If they are sitting idle - Put them in Human Resource Dept.

If they have thrown the bricks out of the window - Put them in Materials Dept.

If they are clinging on to the bricks - Put them in Treasury.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has moved - Put them in Sales.

If they have already left for the day - Put them in Marketing.

If they are staring out of the window - Put them in Shipping.

If they are searching for defects - Put them in Quality Control.

If they are talking to each other and not a brick has been moved - Put them in Top Management...


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It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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22-Jul-2019