[Does your company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right position? Try this simple experiment to place your employees where they belong...]
Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone, come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation:
If they are counting and recounting the bricks - Put them in Accounts Dept.
If they are wrongly counting the bricks - Put them in Stores Dept.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks - Put them in Engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - Put them in Planning.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other - Put them in Operations.
If they are sleeping - Put them in Security.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces - Put them in Information Technology.
If they are sitting idle - Put them in Human Resource Dept.
If they have thrown the bricks out of the window - Put them in Materials Dept.
If they are clinging on to the bricks - Put them in Treasury.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has moved - Put them in Sales.
If they have already left for the day - Put them in Marketing.
If they are staring out of the window - Put them in Shipping.
If they are searching for defects - Put them in Quality Control.
If they are talking to each other and not a brick has been moved - Put them in Top Management...
It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde
Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde
Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle
Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud
The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs
Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher
One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde
Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci
Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown
Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay
In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown
We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather
It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan
Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin
Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley
Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt
The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell
If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly
The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller
To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay
Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen
What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein
Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks
The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost
The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch
Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein
The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache
A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell
A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer
Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare
There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift
Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel
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