Brick Placement: How To Recruit Employees

Recruiting the right person in the right place

Place your employees where they belong - 1 brick at a time


[Does your company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right position? Try this simple experiment to place your employees where they belong...]


Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone, come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation:

If they are counting and recounting the bricks - Put them in Accounts Dept.

If they are wrongly counting the bricks - Put them in Stores Dept.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks - Put them in Engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - Put them in Planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other - Put them in Operations.

If they are sleeping - Put them in Security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces - Put them in Information Technology.

If they are sitting idle - Put them in Human Resource Dept.

If they have thrown the bricks out of the window - Put them in Materials Dept.

If they are clinging on to the bricks - Put them in Treasury.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has moved - Put them in Sales.

If they have already left for the day - Put them in Marketing.

If they are staring out of the window - Put them in Shipping.

If they are searching for defects - Put them in Quality Control.

If they are talking to each other and not a brick has been moved - Put them in Top Management...


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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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16-Aug-2017