[Does your company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right position? Try this simple experiment to place your employees where they belong...]
Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone, come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation:
If they are counting and recounting the bricks - Put them in Accounts Dept.
If they are wrongly counting the bricks - Put them in Stores Dept.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks - Put them in Engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - Put them in Planning.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other - Put them in Operations.
If they are sleeping - Put them in Security.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces - Put them in Information Technology.
If they are sitting idle - Put them in Human Resource Dept.
If they have thrown the bricks out of the window - Put them in Materials Dept.
If they are clinging on to the bricks - Put them in Treasury.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has moved - Put them in Sales.
If they have already left for the day - Put them in Marketing.
If they are staring out of the window - Put them in Shipping.
If they are searching for defects - Put them in Quality Control.
If they are talking to each other and not a brick has been moved - Put them in Top Management...
Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown
Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle
Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde
A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown
The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown
My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard
There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.
Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge
I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump
Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown
Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie
There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide
It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry
No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner
The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler
It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus
Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain
The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre
People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton
I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen
If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno
The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn
Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein
Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King
Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben
If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach
And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28
I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson
There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift
Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay
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