Brick Placement: How To Recruit Employees

Recruiting the right person in the right place

Place your employees where they belong - 1 brick at a time


[Does your company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right position? Try this simple experiment to place your employees where they belong...]


Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone, come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation:

If they are counting and recounting the bricks - Put them in Accounts Dept.

If they are wrongly counting the bricks - Put them in Stores Dept.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks - Put them in Engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - Put them in Planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other - Put them in Operations.

If they are sleeping - Put them in Security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces - Put them in Information Technology.

If they are sitting idle - Put them in Human Resource Dept.

If they have thrown the bricks out of the window - Put them in Materials Dept.

If they are clinging on to the bricks - Put them in Treasury.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has moved - Put them in Sales.

If they have already left for the day - Put them in Marketing.

If they are staring out of the window - Put them in Shipping.

If they are searching for defects - Put them in Quality Control.

If they are talking to each other and not a brick has been moved - Put them in Top Management...


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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

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I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

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As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

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25-Apr-2018