Brick Placement: How To Recruit Employees

Recruiting the right person in the right place

Place your employees where they belong - 1 brick at a time


[Does your company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right position? Try this simple experiment to place your employees where they belong...]


Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone, come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation:

If they are counting and recounting the bricks - Put them in Accounts Dept.

If they are wrongly counting the bricks - Put them in Stores Dept.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks - Put them in Engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - Put them in Planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other - Put them in Operations.

If they are sleeping - Put them in Security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces - Put them in Information Technology.

If they are sitting idle - Put them in Human Resource Dept.

If they have thrown the bricks out of the window - Put them in Materials Dept.

If they are clinging on to the bricks - Put them in Treasury.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has moved - Put them in Sales.

If they have already left for the day - Put them in Marketing.

If they are staring out of the window - Put them in Shipping.

If they are searching for defects - Put them in Quality Control.

If they are talking to each other and not a brick has been moved - Put them in Top Management...


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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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21-Jan-2018