A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
behind him. Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright
coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him... BUMP...
The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces quickly after
him, faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles
with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin
flapping... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding. With a CRASH, the coffin breaks down the door. Coming slowly towards him, the man screaming, reaches for something, anything...
All he can find is a box of cough drops!
Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin ...
... and... of... course,
... the coffin stops!
So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare
Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert
I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson
Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix
When at a loss how to go on, in speaking, cough. - Greek Proverb
Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held
At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel
The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King
Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer
Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart
There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown
I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck
True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken
I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson
We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach
Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker
The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown
Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King
I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan
Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani
Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel
That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle
Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla
The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman
The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly
Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown
The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump
All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin
Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien
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