A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
behind him. Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright
coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him... BUMP...
The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces quickly after
him, faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles
with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin
flapping... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding. With a CRASH, the coffin breaks down the door. Coming slowly towards him, the man screaming, reaches for something, anything...
All he can find is a box of cough drops!
Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin ...
... and... of... course,
... the coffin stops!
Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown
Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown
I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson
Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta
Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown
Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown
The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck
True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker
The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery
Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown
I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega
I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood
Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende
Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey
Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender
I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan
I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau
Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle
The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas
Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen
The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman
The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly
If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland
Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli
Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown
I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa
The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump
All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin
Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek
The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien
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