A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
behind him. Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright
coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him... BUMP...
The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces quickly after
him, faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles
with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin
flapping... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding. With a CRASH, the coffin breaks down the door. Coming slowly towards him, the man screaming, reaches for something, anything...
All he can find is a box of cough drops!
Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin ...
... and... of... course,
... the coffin stops!
Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert
My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque
Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix
Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown
Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold
Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown
Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held
The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King
Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer
Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart
The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond
I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley
True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker
In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson
The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery
The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood
Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King
Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender
I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan
Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani
I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey
Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran
I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich
The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump
It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt
Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown
Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee
I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien
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