A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
behind him. Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright
coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him... BUMP...
The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces quickly after
him, faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles
with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin
flapping... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding. With a CRASH, the coffin breaks down the door. Coming slowly towards him, the man screaming, reaches for something, anything...
All he can find is a box of cough drops!
Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin ...
... and... of... course,
... the coffin stops!
Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown
I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino
Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert
I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson
Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix
When at a loss how to go on, in speaking, cough. - Greek Proverb
Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown
A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau
Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart
There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown
Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos
A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond
I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley
I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen
The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury
The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery
The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery
Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown
Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King
Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel
I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan
I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field
I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau
That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran
If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland
The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly
Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown
The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump
All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin
The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien
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