Downer Rental Car

Only downside to this rental car is its clingon grip

Ideal car for Spiderman with nowhere to go!





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Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

He's still scravengin' down here. - Archie Bunker

The nail that sticks up gets hammered down. - Japanese Proverb

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up. - Jesse Jackson

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

Everybody sooner or later sits down to a banquet of consequences. - Unknown

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

It isn't life that weighs us down - it's the way we carry it. - Elizabeth Potier

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Noli illegitimi carborundum: Don't let the bastards grind you down. - Unknown

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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23-Sep-2018