Downer Rental Car

Only downside to this rental car is its clingon grip

Ideal car for Spiderman with nowhere to go!





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I will not down to posterity talking bad grammar. - Benjamin Disraeli

It is not down in any map; true places never are. - Herman Melville

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. - Thomas C Haliburton

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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21-Jan-2018