Downer Rental Car

Only downside to this rental car is its clingon grip

Ideal car for Spiderman with nowhere to go!





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He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

I will not down to posterity talking bad grammar. - Benjamin Disraeli

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

Why didn't the armistice treaty require the Germans to lay down their accordions along with their arms? - Bill Bryson

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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26-May-2018