A penny saved is a government oversight.
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are “XL.”
He who hesitates is probably right.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
There’s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. Just think how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt...
When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbour’s dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent
Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks. - St. Ambrose
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown
We are shaped by our thoughts. We become what we think. - Buddha
I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown
A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton
The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke
A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought. - Dorothy L. Sayers
For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold
A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. - Mahatma Gandhi
Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown
Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard
Indignation is a submission of our thoughts, but not of our desires. - Bertrand Russell
Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin
Our achievements today are but the sum total of our thoughts of yesterday. - Blaise Pascal
Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn
Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. - Aristotle
Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller
Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg
The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius
When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska
Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx
The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. - Dee Hock
Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken
I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau
Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell
The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault
We need to trust our instincts, thoughts, and feelings. The plan will happen in spite of us, not because of us. - Melody Beattie
Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker
I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis
Everything that enlarges the sphere of human powers, that shows man he can do what he thought he could not do, is valuable. - Samuel Johnson
It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller
The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside
The task is not so much to see what no one has yet seen; but to think what nobody has yet thought about that which everybody sees. - Erwin Schrodinger
He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality,
and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat
The divinity that shapes our ends is in ourselves... all that a man achieves or fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts. - James Allen
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