A penny saved is a government oversight. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are “XL.” He who hesitates is probably right. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble. There’s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. Just think how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt... When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbour’s dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. see also   Thanksgiving  Section

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