Women Defined

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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

I think Irish women are strong as horses, incredibly loyal and for the most part, funny, witty, bright and optimistic in the face of devastating reality. - Fionnula Flanagan

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair but its root and still be scared of spiders. - Jerry Seinfeld

Bullfighting is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance is left to the fighter's honor. - Ernest Hemingway

Irish women are always carrying water on their heads, and always carrying their husbands home from pubs. Such things are the greatest posture-builders in the world. - Peter O'Toole

Know thyself. A maxim as pernicious as it is ugly. Whoever studies himself arrests his own development. A caterpillar who seeks to know himself would never become a butterfly. - Andre Gide

Megyn Kelly: You've called women you don't like "fat pigs," "dogs," "slobs," and "disgusting animals."
Donald Trump: Only Rosie O'Donnell. - Donald Trump


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