Women Defined

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Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

The degree of civilization in a society is revealed by entering its prisons. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. - Desmond Morris

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon Law

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

I think Irish women are strong as horses, incredibly loyal and for the most part, funny, witty, bright and optimistic in the face of devastating reality. - Fionnula Flanagan

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven

Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution. - Bertrand Russell

Women who are confident of their abilities are more likely to succeed than those who lack confidence, even though the latter may be much more competent and talented and industrious. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown


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09-Dec-2018