Women Defined

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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Bullfighting is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance is left to the fighter's honor. - Ernest Hemingway

The great human advances have not been brought about by mediocre men and women. They were brought about by distinctly uncommon people with vital sparks of leadership. - Herbert Hoover

If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause. - Charles Morgan

To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell

Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals. - Will Rogers

When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs. - Oscar Wilde

Aristotle could have avoided the mistake of thinking that women have fewer teeth than men, by the simple device of asking Mrs. Aristotle to keep her mouth open while he counted. - Bertrand Russell

There is nothing, Sir, too little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having a little misery and as much happiness as possible. - Samuel Johnson

Megyn Kelly: You've called women you don't like "fat pigs," "dogs," "slobs," and "disgusting animals."
Donald Trump: Only Rosie O'Donnell. - Donald Trump

Men know that women are an overmatch for them, and therefore they choose the weakest or the most ignorant. If they did not think so, they never could be afraid of women knowing as much as themselves. - Samuel Johnson

All successful people, men and women, are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and then they work every day toward their distant vision, that goal or purpose. - Brian Tracy


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23-Jun-2018