Women Defined

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College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

The only females that pursue me are mosquitoes. - Emo Philips

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Blind faith, no matter how passionately expressed, will not suffice. Science for its part will test relentlessly every assumption about the human condition. - E.O. Wilson

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

Irish women are always carrying water on their heads, and always carrying their husbands home from pubs. Such things are the greatest posture-builders in the world. - Peter O'Toole

To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell

The important thing about women today is, as they get older, they still keep house. It's one reason why they don't die, but men die when they retire. Women just polish the teacups. - Margaret Mead

All successful people, men and women, are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and then they work every day toward their distant vision, that goal or purpose. - Brian Tracy

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