Women Defined

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Women Defined in Texas

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I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run. - Phyllis Diller

I suppose it is because nearly all children go to school nowadays and have things arranged for them that they seem so forlornly unable to produce their own ideas. - Agatha Christie

Know thyself. A maxim as pernicious as it is ugly. Whoever studies himself arrests his own development. A caterpillar who seeks to know himself would never become a butterfly. - Andre Gide

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams

How we live is so different from how we ought to live that he who studies what ought to be done rather than what is done will learn the way to his downfall rather than to his preservation. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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18-Oct-2017