Women Defined

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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon Law

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run. - Phyllis Diller

There is not better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. - Jean Giraudoux

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven

Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution. - Bertrand Russell

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels

There is nothing, Sir, too little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having a little misery and as much happiness as possible. - Samuel Johnson


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25-Sep-2018