Women Defined

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Women Defined in Texas

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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. - Desmond Morris

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon Law

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

There is not better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. - Jean Giraudoux

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

Irish women are always carrying water on their heads, and always carrying their husbands home from pubs. Such things are the greatest posture-builders in the world. - Peter O'Toole

If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause. - Charles Morgan

The labor of women in the house, certainly, enables men to produce more wealth than they otherwise could; and in this way women are economic factors in society. But so are horses. - Charlotte P. Gillman

Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown

Megyn Kelly: You've called women you don't like "fat pigs," "dogs," "slobs," and "disgusting animals."
Donald Trump: Only Rosie O'Donnell. - Donald Trump


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15-Dec-2017