Women Defined

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Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, it is whether we provide enough for those who have little. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players.
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts. - William Shakespeare

The best narrative is one of infinite love. A spiritual affair - one not of the material world. Intermingled, with no beginning nor end - it will always stand the test of time. - Terry A. O'Neal


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20-Aug-2017