Women Defined

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Women Defined in Texas

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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. - Desmond Morris

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

Know thyself. A maxim as pernicious as it is ugly. Whoever studies himself arrests his own development. A caterpillar who seeks to know himself would never become a butterfly. - Andre Gide

Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths. - Bertrand Russell

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash

How we live is so different from how we ought to live that he who studies what ought to be done rather than what is done will learn the way to his downfall rather than to his preservation. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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