3 Frogs

Friends on the pond


3 Frogs friends on the pond and an alligator

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See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


see also   Frog  Section
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Chicken Literacy
Croc Lunge
Crocs Shoes
Don’t Ever Give Up
Fishing Trip With Jack
Florida Sewer Rat
Frog Long Jumper’s Rest Break
Frog Waltz
Frogs Switch
Lucky Frog
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