The Joe-kster as a Cruise Nurse

Watch out for guys with enemas on Halloween!

Would you go on a cruise with this lovely nurse?



the Joe-kster as a Halloween Cruise Nurse

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The cure for grief is motion. - Elbert Hubbard

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

I think I can wipe out diabetes. - Robert Atkins

Diabetes is caused by melancholy. - Thomas Willis

Boredom is a sickness of the soul. - Unknown

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

When I first found out I had diabetes I denied it. - Nell Carter

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body. - Seneca

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. - Unknown

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

There is nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. - Jack E. Leonard

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Take care of yourself. You never know when the world will need you. - Unknown

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. - Groucho Marx

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

I am not worried about the deficit. It's big enough to take care of itself. - Ronald Reagan

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. - Oscar Wilde

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I was diagnosed with diabetes at age 18. I didn't know what it was, so I went to the library and looked it up. - Ron Santo

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

If you are going to win any battle, you have to do one thing. You have to make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. - George S Patton

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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22-Sep-2017