The Joe-kster as a Cruise Nurse

Watch out for guys with enemas on Halloween!

Would you go on a cruise with this lovely nurse?



the Joe-kster as a Halloween Cruise Nurse

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Diabetes taught me discipline. - Sonia Sotomayor

Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

Diabetes is caused by melancholy. - Thomas Willis

I understand. I just don't care. - Unknown

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

I feel young, but my body doesn't agree. - Bryant Gumbel

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Take a cruise down to the Virgin's Island. - Archie Bunker

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb

When I first found out I had diabetes I denied it. - Nell Carter

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

The only parts left of my original body are my elbows. - Phyllis Diller

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. - Unknown

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. - Dorothy Parker

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure! - Unknown

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

If I knew I was gong to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. - Mickey Mantle

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. - Oscar Wilde

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Diabetes occurs at twice the rate in the African American community as it does in white Americans. - Xavier Becerra

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

I've always been independent. I've always had courage. But I didn't always own my diabetes. - Mary Tyler Moore

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture. - Shirley MacLaine

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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The Joe-kster’s Dentist
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20-Jan-2018