![]() Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino I think I can wipe out diabetes. - Robert Atkins I understand. I just don't care. - Unknown I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley Take a cruise down to the Virgin's Island. - Archie Bunker There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran I don't know what apathy is and I don't care! - Unknown No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome There is nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. - Jack E. Leonard If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega Happiness is beneficial for the body but it is grief that develops the power of the mind. - Marcel Proust The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small, Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal Diabetes occurs at twice the rate in the African American community as it does in white Americans. - Xavier Becerra Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald I've always been independent. I've always had courage. But I didn't always own my diabetes. - Mary Tyler Moore If you would perfect your body, guard your mind. If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. - Charlie Sheen You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture. - Shirley MacLaine I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien see also Halloween & Nurse Sections Abbey Road Another Day At The Office The Joe-kster’s Cursor Clock The Joe-kster’s Dentist Joe-kster Santa 2009 Toddler Joe |
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