How To Identify Where A Driver Is From

Based on your driving habits, where should you live?


1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago & Montreal

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York & Toronto

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey & Ottawa

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California; or Saskatoon, but driving in Toronto

7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy & Quebec City

8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: Seattle & Vancouver

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window: Texas & Red Deer

10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia & Prince George

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida & Victoria

12. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt scraper in hand out front window scraping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playing “Share The Land”, hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection: Winnipeg

13. One knee/thigh on steering wheel of SUV, cell phone tucked under chin, two hands giving the Italian salute, head alternating between screaming at kids in the back seat and mouthing obscenities at traffic while maneuvering through a Tim Horton’s drive thru for breakfast: Mississauga




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Make good habits and they will make you. - Parks Cousins

I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Motivation gets you going and habit gets you there. - Zig Ziglar

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice. - Hannes Messemer

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. - Mark Twain

Lawlessness is a self-perpetuating, ever-expanding habit. - Dorothy Thompson

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. - Phyllis Diller

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive - I'm driven.
 - Jarod Kintz

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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21-Apr-2019