How To Identify Where A Driver Is From

Based on your driving habits, where should you live?


1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago & Montreal

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York & Toronto

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey & Ottawa

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California; or Saskatoon, but driving in Toronto

7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy & Quebec City

8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: Seattle & Vancouver

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window: Texas & Red Deer

10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia & Prince George

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida & Victoria

12. One ski-doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski-doo mitt scraper in hand out front window scraping frost, Guess Who on 8 track playing “Share The Land”, hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection: Winnipeg

13. One knee/thigh on steering wheel of SUV, cell phone tucked under chin, two hands giving the Italian salute, head alternating between screaming at kids in the back seat and mouthing obscenities at traffic while maneuvering through a Tim Horton’s drive thru for breakfast: Mississauga




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Habits are the nursery of errors. - Victor Hugo

Winning is a habit, but unfortunately so is losing. - Vince Lombardi

Motivation gets you going and habit gets you there. - Zig Ziglar

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Lawlessness is a self-perpetuating, ever-expanding habit. - Dorothy Thompson

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone! - Merrill Markoe

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive - I'm driven.
 - Jarod Kintz

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Most of the competition was into bulk popcorn because of the major increases in the Drive-In Theatre Outlets. - Orville Redenbacher

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly


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