Where’s The Remote?

When privacy becomes a remote possibility in your own home



House Living Room Hoarding

A member of House Hoarders Unlimited

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christion Morgenstern

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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22-Oct-2019