Q: Why did the witches cancel their baseball game?
A: Because they ran out of bats.
Q: Why couldn’t the mummy answer the phone?
A: Because he was all wrapped up.
Q: How do vampires invite each other out for lunch?
A: “Do you want to go for a bite?”
Q: What type of restaurant do vampires not eat at?
A: Steak houses.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn’t have any guts.
Q: What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
A: Wrap.
Q: Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A: Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Q: What kind of beans do monsters like to eat?
A: Human beans.
Q: Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
A: Because he has a hollow weenie.
Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A: A sand-witch.
Q: Where does the ghost go on a Saturday night?
A: Anywhere he can boo-gie down.
Q: What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
A: “You suck.”
Q: What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A: Ghoul!
Q: Why did the ghost go to the bar?
A: For the boos.
Q: Why did the game warden arrest the ghoost?
A: He didn’t have a haunting license.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?
A: He had no body to dance with.
Q: Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A: At the casketeria.
Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
A: He is mist.
Q: Where did the goblin throw the football?
A: Over the ghoul line.
see also
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