Skeleton Cat

Even cats look forward to Halloween


Cat illusion shape of skeleton

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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin


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