A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called ‘The Knob’, where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.

Of course the woman wanted ‘The Knob’.

Over the course of the years, the woman kept tightening the knob, the effects were wonderful, and the woman remained young-looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.

“All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn ‘The Knob’ many times and I have always loved the results. But now, I have developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and ‘The Knob’ won't get rid of them.”

The doctor looked at her very closely and said, “Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.”

“Well,” she said, “I guess there is no point in asking about this goatee.”