3 Stages Of A Man’s Life

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I made my life my monument. - Ben Johnson

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Wise is the man who knows he has enough. - Unknown

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

Don't take life too seriously; it's not permanent. - Unknown

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You make a living by what you earn; you make a life by what you give. - Unknown

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was. - Richard L. Evans

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

In a story you had to find a reason, but real life gets on very well without even Freudian motivations. - Anthony Burgess

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


see also   Marriage  Section
4 Stages Of Life
A Man’s Life
Great Wing Man (PG)
Three Stages of Man
Throw Your Life Away

 

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