Revised Wall Street Terms
Financial planning in a financial meltdown
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Finance
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BEAR MARKET - A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife
gets no jewelry
BROKER - What my broker has made me.
BULL MARKET - A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself
for a financial genius.
CASH FLOW - The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
CEO - Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO - Corporate Fraud Officer.
FINANCIAL PLANNER - A person whose phone has been disconnected.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR - Past week investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
MARKET CORRECTION - The day after you buy stocks.
P/E RATIO -The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps
crashing.
PROFIT - An archaic word no longer in use.
STANDARD & POOR - Your life in a nutshell.
VALUE INVESTING - The art of buying low and selling lower.
WINDOWS - What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240
per share.