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Baby’s 1st Fly



First house fly on baby's nose

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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19-Oct-2017