Abbo Monopoly

Collecting “Go To Jail” cards?





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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals. - Ronnie Corbett

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre


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