Abbo Monopoly

Collecting “Go To Jail” cards?





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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man called Doc. - Edward Abbey

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton. - Dan Duva

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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