Bamopoly

Object of the game: to destroy American capitalism by having the government take over everything

Wanna play? Too bad - you’re already playing. And in this game, nobody wins!





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Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

For we, too, have our ideals, even if we differ from those who have tried to establish a monopoly of idealism. - Henry Cabot Lodge

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies. - Groucho Marx

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader


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22-Oct-2017