Bamopoly

Object of the game: to destroy American capitalism by having the government take over everything

Wanna play? Too bad - you’re already playing. And in this game, nobody wins!





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All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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