Bamopoly

Object of the game: to destroy American capitalism by having the government take over everything

Wanna play? Too bad - you’re already playing. And in this game, nobody wins!





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A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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