Bamopoly

Object of the game: to destroy American capitalism by having the government take over everything

Wanna play? Too bad - you’re already playing. And in this game, nobody wins!





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Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies. - Groucho Marx

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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