Bamopoly

Object of the game: to destroy American capitalism by having the government take over everything

Wanna play? Too bad - you’re already playing. And in this game, nobody wins!





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Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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21-Feb-2019