Bamopoly

Object of the game: to destroy American capitalism by having the government take over everything

Wanna play? Too bad - you’re already playing. And in this game, nobody wins!





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Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

For we, too, have our ideals, even if we differ from those who have tried to establish a monopoly of idealism. - Henry Cabot Lodge

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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