Bamopoly

Object of the game: to destroy American capitalism by having the government take over everything

Wanna play? Too bad - you’re already playing. And in this game, nobody wins!





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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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19-Jun-2019