Flower Shop For Men

When you don’t know what you did wrong

Moody Cow Flower Shop for men - say sorry anyway

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

see also   Marriage  Section
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Before Online Dating
Before The Impact
Carnations vs. Roses
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
“Female Speak” Translation
Hormone Guide
How Mad Is She?
Instead Of Flowers
Kenwood Chef
Looking For Your Wife?
Mission Gap - for Men & Women
Names of the Colours
Real Man’s Point System
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
Understanding Women
When Men Shop For Groceries
Wife Of The Year
Winning An Argument With A Woman


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