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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

Know the great men of your age. - Baltasar Gracian

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. - Leonardo Da Vinci

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. - Will Rogers

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

see also   Marriage  Section
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Female Attraction
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How Mad Is She?
Instead Of Flowers
Kenwood Chef
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Mission Gap - for Men & Women
Names of the Colours
Real Man’s Point System
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
Understanding Women
When Men Shop For Groceries
Wife Of The Year
Winning An Argument With A Woman


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