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Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

Men's best successes come after their disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Be brave. Cowards always get hurt. Brave men generally come out unharmed. - A.B. Simpson

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

The superiority of some men is merely local - they are great because their associates are little. - Unknown

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


see also   Marriage  Section
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Before Online Dating
Before The Impact
Carnations vs. Roses
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
“Female Speak” Translation
Hormone Guide
How Mad Is She?
iGifts
Instead Of Flowers
Kenwood Chef
Looking For Your Wife?
Mission Gap - for Men & Women
Names of the Colours
Real Man’s Point System
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
Understanding Women
When Men Shop For Groceries
Wife Of The Year
Winning An Argument With A Woman

 

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