Flower Shop For Men

When you don’t know what you did wrong



Moody Cow Flower Shop for men - say sorry anyway

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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn Monroe

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


see also   Marriage  Section
A Woman’s Mind
Before Online Dating
Before The Impact
Carnations vs. Roses
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
“Female Speak” Translation
Hormone Guide
How Mad Is She?
iGifts
Instead Of Flowers
Kenwood Chef
Looking For Your Wife?
Mission Gap - for Men & Women
Names of the Colours
Real Man’s Point System
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
Understanding Women
When Men Shop For Groceries
Wife Of The Year
Winning An Argument With A Woman

 

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