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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown


see also   Marriage  Section
A Woman’s Mind
Before Online Dating
Before The Impact
Carnations vs. Roses
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
“Female Speak” Translation
Hormone Guide
How Mad Is She?
iGifts
Instead Of Flowers
Kenwood Chef
Looking For Your Wife?
Mission Gap - for Men & Women
Names of the Colours
Real Man’s Point System
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
Understanding Women
When Men Shop For Groceries
Wife Of The Year
Winning An Argument With A Woman

 

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