Violinist Mischa Elman (1891 - 1967) was walking head down 56th Street towards Sixth Avenue after a less-than-successful rehearsal, and was approached by tourists who saw his violin case in hand. One of the tourists asked, “Can you tell us how to get to Carnegie Hall?” Without looking up or slowing his pace, Elman said, “Practice, practice, practice!” see also   Music  Section Snowy Barn Owl His First Hot Rod Arch Support Stealth Flying Saucer Justin Beiber Clothing Redneck Mousetrap Diet Swing Stairway Dog Dead Sea Fish Swimming in the Dead Sea Bike Hanger It's A Boy! Tombs Of The Prophets BoreRing Person Birth Control Kit Shopping Cart Shelves Crooked Pub

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