Shimmy Car-nage
When your car has a sort of shimmy


A woman ran over a mattress on the highway and decided not to worry about it,
and kept driving. The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough to tear a
hole in the fuel tank. The subsequent lack of fuel finally brought her vehicle to a halt.
She managed to drive 30 miles with a 60 pound tangle wrapped around the drive shaft.
She had it towed to a dealership and complained that the vehicle had a
“sort of shimmy” when driving at high speed.
Here’s what they found at the dealership...







see also   Car,  Dubm  &  Mechanical  Sections
Car-nage
Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928

When a stuffed owl becomes the next best thing
Snowy Owl Substitute
Y'all know how things are settled in Texas?
Texas Three-Kick Rule
Now you can work at home!
Bicycle RV
Latest air safety guide: Do Not Exit Plane During Flight
Virtual Air Canada
Measuring up for the Indian Army
Best Chest Forward
Hand forged custom made tools for serious wood workers
Studley Tool Chest
He was a good clown
Clown Down
Giving people the power to share and make the world more con-nected
Hobo Facebook
Making it clear who should not be operating this machine
Aussie Safety Sign
Mary Lou would soon be closer to the wounded bear
Trip To The Emergency Room
Boom Box on Wheels
Stereo Bike
New rail line based on roller coaster design
Railway Bend
Submissions by Wayne NowazekFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site

30-Jul-2015

QR Code

Top Joe-ks

Phrases, Expressions & ...
Spring Flowers
Redneck Quotes
Mission Statement Gener ...
Texting Abbreviations f ...
Husband Day Care Center
British Columbia Place ...
Redneck Grills
Daffynitions
Books Never Written
Elastic Baby - Family S ...
Niger River Crocodile
'Do It' Professional Tr ...
Strange Sculptures
Toll Booth Speed Limit
‘First’ Class Puns
Aptonym & Aptronym Joe- ...
Tattoo Fountain
Heart Attack Grill
Topless Kate Middleton
Riddles from joe-ks.com
Hazardous Materials Dat ...
Redneck Abs
B.C. – Bathroom Commo ...
Learn Chinese In 5 Minu ...
Chicken, Fox & Grain Pu ...
World's First Hybrid Mo ...
Punctuation Is Importan ...

G'Oldies

Nozzle Rage
Wired For Coffee
Flooded Ireland Streets
Formula One Wheelchair
20,000 Leagues Under Th ...
Bear's Bud Light
Signal Hill Wireless
Owl Perch Necklace
Red Wine Diet
Cookie Cushion
Column Art - Interior D ...
Texas Speed Camera
Colonoscopy Comments
Middle East Airlines
Bra Size Religion
Hillbilly Tooth Fairy
Redneck See Saw
Green Garden Grass Snak ...
Happy Easter, Big Guy
It's A Keeper
Benched Puppies
Pa Loves Women
Super Cool Ticket
Redneck Calculator
2015 Bunny Calendar
Star Wars Baby
Letters to God - From C ...
Redneck Reindeer Decora ...

Captions

Redneck Ceiling Tiles
Human Adaption
Fish Bowl Costume
Chin Up Exercise For Th ...
Skeleton Opera
Tattoo Fountain
Supervised Motorcycle W ...
Hot Air Oven
Dinner Around The Corne ...
Cartographer
Tire-d Workers
Fish Walker
Always Enough TP
Mane Spray
Push Door
Split Beach Personality
Wave Pools in India
Money Head
Gecko Earring
Land Surfing
Vatican Window Cleaners
Mountain TV
Redneck Manual
Bench Fishermen
Downhill Cycling
Alien Seating
Spaghetti Topping
Laundry Load