Shimmy Car-nage
When your car has a sort of shimmy


A woman ran over a mattress on the highway and decided not to worry about it,
and kept driving. The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough to tear a
hole in the fuel tank. The subsequent lack of fuel finally brought her vehicle to a halt.
She managed to drive 30 miles with a 60 pound tangle wrapped around the drive shaft.
She had it towed to a dealership and complained that the vehicle had a
“sort of shimmy” when driving at high speed.
Here’s what they found at the dealership...







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