Hunting Partners

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Hunting Partners

This hunter shot an elk, then used the self timer on his digital camera.
When he got home he saw that there was more than the elk and him there!

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Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

I never think of my audiences as customers. I think of them as partners. - James Stewart

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you. - Kim Kardashian

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

A spouse or partner should enhance your life, not be your life; your life is your own. - Sukhi Burgen

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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10-Dec-2017