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Saskatchewan Roughrider Divorce

From an old West Virginia saw that goes,
“Your Honor, if you grant this divorce... are we still brother and sister?”

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Fans don't boo nobodies. - Reggie Jackson

Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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20-Oct-2018