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Saskatchewan Roughrider Divorce

From an old West Virginia saw that goes,
“Your Honor, if you grant this divorce... are we still brother and sister?”

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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18-Nov-2017