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Saskatchewan Roughrider Divorce

From an old West Virginia saw that goes,
“Your Honor, if you grant this divorce... are we still brother and sister?”

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Fans don't boo nobodies. - Reggie Jackson

Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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18-Jan-2019