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Saskatchewan Roughrider Divorce

From an old West Virginia saw that goes,
“Your Honor, if you grant this divorce... are we still brother and sister?”

Fans don't boo nobodies. - Reggie Jackson

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

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